Tis the season...to get a lot of crap writers don't want, like mom and dad asking when you're going to get a real job. My gift to you this season is a list of the top 5 gifts your friends and family should get you this holiday:
Top 5 Gifts for Writers
5) A whole free day to write
That's right friends and family, you annoy us with your constant love and affection. When will you just leave us the hell alone so we can talk to make-believe people?
4) Aqua Notes- No kidding this is a real thing!
Who hasn't been washing their junk, and suddenly become inspired?
If you can't get me an IV hookup, how about a $450 giftcard from Starbucks, which they do in fact sell as a year's worth. WTF? That's like 2 trips in you don't get the large.
2) The gift of delusion
Please stop trying to crush lithium in my coffee.
I'm a fan of Fireside, which is an organic CO brand, but I'll take mad-dog when finding myself with writer's block a month and a half from deadline.
Writerly friends, what do you have on that fucked up wish list?